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YouTube Thursday 1

15 March 2007

Following Sam de Brito’s lead with YouTube Fridays, I’m going get one step ahead of him and give y’all a YouTube Thursday. Get that end-of-week time-wasting habit started early!
YouTube Thursady - Crazy Cats #2
I found this one quite accidentally, and if you’ve ever owned a cat you’ll most likely enjoy it as much as I […]

*laughs out loud at work*

8 May 2006

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and […]

Random funny for the day

27 March 2006

Would you believe my dad sent me this one??
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A boy in his last year of primary school comes home after school one day. His mothernotices that he’s got a big smile on his face.
She asks, “Did anything special happen at school today?”
“Yes, Mum. I had sex with my English teacher!”
The mother is stunned. “You’re […]

Drat and Curses! Praise Xenu!

20 March 2006

This is the kinda shit I love.
In the paper today, a great quote was taken from South Park’s Trey Parker and Matt Stone, after Tom Cruise called for the removal of a slanderous episode featuring him and the Church of Scientology.
The response from Parker and stone was classic…
“So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but […]

Voted Best Joke of Year in Australia

21 January 2006

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
“I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”
The man says: “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.”

BubbleManic

21 January 2006

I’ve been wanting to update all today, but it seems as though my desk has been where everyone at work seems to hang out when they’re avoiding the boss. Classic.
So the past three days Adam and I had our little getaway down to the Snowy Mountains. What an eventful few days!
Climbing Mount Kosciuszko
Well, the […]

Midnight Funnies

15 November 2005

Hi Gang.
This is not a proper update… I’m procrastinating for my last exam.
This video was sent to me by my dad… heh heh
Good Chair-Lovin’ (Windows Media Video)
If it’s slow to download, be patient. I think I’m going to upgrade my line to 512 / 512 very soon.

Post - Friday, 17 December 2004

17 December 2004

Couldn’t help it….
(sent to me by Adam)

Mmmm… cow shit

11 November 2004

Cow dung cures
Sydney Morning Herald - link
November 10, 2004
A Hindu right-wing organisation claims waste emitted by cows has properties that can cure cancer and athritis.
The Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP - World Hindu Council) has spent about $US500,000 ($660,000) over the past eight years researching the medicinal properties of cow dung and cow urine, the Economic […]

I\’m sorry… I couldn\’t help myself…..

12 August 2004

Stephen Curry
Aussie movie star who’s appeared in Thunderstruck and The Castle.
“The most amazing fart I ever executed was back in the summer of ‘89 and I remember it fondly. I was staying with my cousins in Poowong.
After a day that included Aunty Morag’s infamous baked beans and onions on toast followed by a lunch of […]

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